- My weight (thankfully, down a net 0.2 lbs right now)
- My anger with those who watch crappy stuff while I'm in the gym
- My happiness to watch SportsCenter while working out
- My annoyance with the cats for moving or dumping their water container
- My urge to kill Mila for scratching my face
- The scratch on my face's appearance
- My urge to kill Mila for pooping outside the litter box for no apparent reason
- My interest in Bowl games
- My nervousness for the Colts play off game tomorrow
- My anger in not being able to hear anyone who calls my cell phone (aka our only phone) while I'm in our apartment (this is getting fixed with a VOIP phone number and computer headset friends!)
- My enthusiasm about job prospects
- My enthusiasm for staying away from alcohol
- My willpower for anything
- My continued sleep patterns
- My disdain for whoever spray tanned Bob Barker for the State Farm commercial
- My loneliness
- My anger/jealousy over Chef's midday naps
- My belief that a teenager can lose 90 lbs in 90 days and it be healthy (C'mon MTV. I'm not sure "I Used To Be Fat" is a good example)
- My excitement over finding out that Glee's Brittany used to be a background dancer for Beyonce and was in the Single Ladies Grammy performance
- My love of being on the computer for 8 hours a day for working, job searching and pleasure
That's all I can think of right now, but as I am a teeter totter, I'm sure my love of the list will waiver and I'll add or delete more.
Don't you just love (I say that with sarcasm) the tortured soul aspect of the "transition" period?
ReplyDeletePS- SOOOO glad you will be able to talk normally soon. I hope you got my message the other day!