- People who send me a "funny forward" and then ask if I got it. "If you got it, why didn't you respond with an email telling them how funny you thought it was?"
- People who get mad when someone told them you knew the answer and you don't.
- Getting a parking ticket because a meeting goes 45 minutes over time.
- Having someone else get credit for my work
- Taking phone calls from people I had to pretend I liked when they worked here, but don't have to pretend that I like them any more.
- That when the office is in a money crunch, water gets put into the soap dispensers to make them last longer.
- That I haven't been able to knit a damn sock yet!
- When I can't find the specific kind of composition book I use to journal in and have to go with something inferior.
- Women who wear high heels to work, only to take them off by 9 a.m. and leave nasty foot funk smell around the office all day.
- When people see that I am on the phone, yet still come in and plop themselves down in my office to wait on me.
- People who insist on using the phrase "Alrighty."
- Not getting a bonus for the third year in a row, despite increasing my workload and performance by 20 percent.
- Hummers driving in the city
- Summer TV schedules
I'm sure I have more.
1 comment:
I'm working on a crappy practice sock right now and it's not too bad so far. My biggest problem is that I didn't pull tight enough when I initially joined the stitches and it looks crappy on the back.
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