The following is a conversation between Preston Spears and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt in about 13 years.
Preston: People paid $500,000 for my baby pics.
Shiloh: That's nothing. My parents got $4 million from the pictures and more than $20 million worldwide.
P: Well, a sculptor made a statue of my mom when she was pregnant with me as a stand for pro-choice.
S: Well, my parents were so hounded about people seeing me that they went to Africa to flee the media. Your dad only acts like an African-American.
P: Well, your mom broke up your dad's first marriage.
S: So did yours.
P: Your parents took you to Africa for the native experience and then you lived in a multi-million dollar home.
S: Your mom dropped you on the head, had you riding without a car seat and had child protective services called on her.
P: Your dad made Ocean's Twelve.
S: Your mom remade a Bobby Brown song.
P: You're going through an awkard period.
S: With lips like this, my whole life is an awkward period.
End scene.
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