There's really nothing all that exciting to the title except that Tom Jones was knighted and I like singing "She's a lady, woh oh oh, She's a lady" over and over again. I'm not as big of a fan of the "What's new Pussy cat" stuff, but that' s just me.
Speaking of singers and ladies, an artist in New York has made a life-size sculpture of Britney Spears naked. Before the guys can get too excited, she's naked and croutching on a bear skin rug, but she's also pregnant and apparently from the back view, you can see the baby's head crowning. It's called "Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston."
There are several things that bug me about this. First of all, the sculpture's face doesn't really look like Britney. It more closely resembles the generic face of a girl on a sculpture my mom bought at Kirkland's.
Secondly, can you not pick a better mother for a monument to pro-life than Britney Spears? I mean, wouldn't a Gwyneth Paltrow make a better model of "placing family before career" than the "Oops...I forgot to put him in a baby seat." I just don't get it. Lots of celebrities have kids. Lots of non-celebrities have kids. What makes this child's birth something to commemorate pro-life?
Speaking of nude celebrities, I am so damn tired about hearing how Sharon Stone is okay with being naked. Of course, she's okay with being naked on screen. It made her a star. Her last couple of movies sucked ass and she didn't show any skin. Let's name the three most famous Sharon Stone Movies: Basic Instinct (naked), Casino (not naked, but a potato could act next to Robert DeNiro and he'd make them look better), Basic Instinct 2 (naked). Let's face it. Pretty soon, Sharon Stone will be acting like Sally O'Malley, Molly Shannon's old SNL character, and ending every sentence with "I'm 50!".
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