More Things About Me in a Self-Indulgent List

Precious tagged my ass and now I'm obliged to write down 5 things that are weird about me. The trick will be to pick 5 that are quirky enough to be interesting and yet, not weird enough to make me look like the deranged person I truly am. Here goes:

id*I*o*syn*cra*sy- a structural or behavioral characteristic peculiar to an individual or group. Write down 5 of your own idiosyncrasies, then if you wish, tag 5 people.

1. My rolodex is in order by the person's occupation (print media, university, pharmaceuticals) and THEN by the last name because I always seem to forget one or the other.
2. I wear make-up, have painted nails and toe nails, have facials, and love accessories, but I won't wear earrings because they make me feel too girlie.
3. I still wish when the clock's time is a palindrome and I notice. My favorite is 11:11.
4. I still believe that if I don't hold my touchdown monkey when the Colts are on offense, they will turn the ball over in the red zone.
5. I hate it when stores purposely misspell words to highlight their alliteration. My least favorite offender: The Kountry Kitchen.

Okay, enough with the idiosyncrasies, here are just some weird ole facts about me:

1. I still take pride in the fact that my brother's colic as a baby made my mom return to smoking.
2. I won a teddy bear at our company's software training for answering the most questions correctly.
3. This is where Swampette's inner monologue starts screaming something about STILL being a teacher's wet dream.
4. I was once reprimanded for having too much Scooby Doo decor in my former cubicle. I had two items.
5. My closet is organized by item (shirt, skirt, pants, dress), then by length (of hem or sleeve), then by color. I am that anal when it comes to my closet.
6. Since the move more than 50 pairs of my shoes are sitting in a garbage bag at the top of my closet. I'm still trying to find a place for them.
7. Chef and I have only one picture of the two of us together and it was taken by a camera phone.
8. I have seen Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo.
9. I have made a list of items that are mine in case I'm ever fired and someone else has to clean out my office. I'm just that paranoid.
10. I keep a list of funny names of real people I've come across. One of my favorites is Wayne Chung.