This morning I was walking my usual route before work. Almost back to the apartment. Because Chef and I live in the city, we're used to all kinds of things. One thing I'm used to is getting stopped for directions while I'm walking. Normally, it's not a big deal.
This morning, however, I was walking about a block away from being back home when a big ass blue Hummer pulls up and then proceeds to honk at me. Now, I wear headphones, but I'm also not blind and therefore observant enough to see a car pulling up beside me without having the horn of a small barge blown into my ears.
In the driver's seat is a pretty, petite blonde woman with too much make-up and in the passenger seat is a clean cut looking guy wearing a cowboy hat and a gap toothed smile. The woman was a little caustic when she asked "Where's the Pancake Pantry?" Now, seeing as I've moved to the South, I am a little more accustomed to getting a pleasantry such as "Excuse me" thrown my way, but since the horn honking incident, I had no such expectations.
"Go up to the light, take a left and it'll be two blocks up on your right," I said.
She leaned over the guy and screeched at me to repeat the directions. The guy looked a little embarrassed. I repeated the directions and got ready to throw my headphones back on and motor on when the blonde chick looked at me and said "You've just given directions to Dean Strickland!" and then took off. I did have time to give them the eyebrow raised- I don't care look and see the guy was mortified while mouthing "Thank you" as they sped off.
I don't know who the hell Dean Strickland is and I doubt that I ever will, but this morning, I gave him directions.
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OOO! What was the deleted comment? Scandalous!
Someone who mentioned my entire first and last name and made the comment that I was mean for mocking dean Strickland. However, the difference between myself and the person who name dropped is that I never presume that anyone will no who I am.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/prweb/20071227/bs_prweb/prweb592581
http://www.deanstrickland.com
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