Wednesday, March 20, 2013

True Love is. . .

True love is always a changing definition. It changes by what one of the two people in love values. Here is my latest definition of true love:

True love is waiting in line at a Time Warner Cable satellite office to get a new remote control because the remote in the bedroom where your wife watches TV doesn't control the volume so your wife has to get out of bed several times in the night and adjust the volume accordingly.

Guess who demonstrated this? My true love. Thanks, Chef.

By the way, when did cable TV offices become the new Bank or DMV when it comes to shitty lines and notorious service?

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