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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Some people look better with some cushion for the pushin'

Do you know what happens when you lose more than 100 pounds?

Well, most people don't. I can't say that I do, but I have seen it done before and here's the one thing they don't tell you in those gastric bypass counselling sessions: You may need some junk in the trunk to look good.

They don't tell you that you're losing weight to get healthy, not because a producer said your ass was blocking half the screen. Kudos for losing weight to loser your blood pressure and cholesterol. But don't think that shedding the pounds will make you any prettier. Sometimes chubby hides things that should be hidden. Like the real structure of someone's face.

Here are some of my favorite examples. You tell me which picture looks better.

Star Jones
Before
After

Nicole Richie

Before
After
Hillary Duff
Before
After
Look, we're fat in America. It's true. But can we at least agree that bones aren't pretty? There's something to be said for a happy median.
Here's to all of us trying to find ours.

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