Thursday, April 14, 2005

Britney: Not Fat, Just Pregnant

Okay, Britney,you're an idiot. We get it. A couple weeks ago she goes on rant about the tabloids and their false reporting. She rips them a new one for spreading fallacies and even compares them to People magazine (which isn't great reporting or great writing, by the way. Have you ever noticed that it takes like 5 correspondents to put together a 1000 word article?). Anyway, the point is she berated them for reporting something CORRECTLY.

Turns out, dear girl Spears, is actually pregnant. Fine. Be pregnant. But why are you cursing the tabloids for actually reporting something right for a change. It didn't really buy her any more time. But I guess since she waited an extra week, it'll be better coverage for her TV show.

By the way, that damn Barry Gibbs Talk Show theme is STILL stuck in my head. That was almost funnier than watching Justin Timberlake cry during the first season of Punk'd. Actually is WAS funnier.

2 comments:

Precious Schultz said...

This is the first time I have actually followed a link from your site- to the SNL Barry Gibb talk show transcript. Now I'm totally singing it in my head.

OK, now I don't give a shit about Brit being regnant. That just needs to stop being news. WT have kids every day and no one throws a parade.

Robyn said...

I'm the only loser in the world who missed this episode. I was getting drunk at a bar in Charlotte, looking at guys' asses. Which was better? Sounds like this sketch was the clear winner. Damn.

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