Friday, April 08, 2005

The Definition of Self-Serving

A Tennessee State Senator named John Ford went to court a couple months ago to seek reduced child support payments under the protection of a new law giving leniency to parents of multiple children. All in all not that bad of a story until you consider that he's seeking protection under a law that HE SPONSORED. Here's the deal:
  1. He lives part-time with his ex-wife and their two kids (another one on the way).
  2. He lives part-time with his girlfriend and their two kids.
  3. He's seeking relief from payments to his second girlfriend for their kid.
I can understand why he took about $1.1 million to help pay for his oldest daughter's wedding.

On another note, in the land of fake names, "Ron Mexico" is being sued for giving a woman he slept with Herpes Simplex 2. "Ron Mexico" is actually Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, who was just re-signed with them for like $130 million. The Falcons even said that they wanted him as a franchise player because of his clean image. It only makes me more thankful for John Belgium. I mean Peyton Manning.

4 comments:

Shera, Princess of Power said...

I know a little more about John Belgium than I care to. I should stop listening to very reliable gossip from certain cheerleaders I know, lest my heart be broken. I do have some good dirt on the sexual pecadillos of one "Jimmy Canada." He likes him some hand jobs.

Ashley said...

Okay, now I want to know the gossip. You have to spill it, sista.

Jimmy Canada? Does he play for an arena league team?

Shera, Princess of Power said...

His real name starts with Mike and ends with erjagt.

Ashley said...

That's only because the exchange rate makes the hand jobs cheaper in the US.

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