Tennessee Titan football player Samari Rolle was arrested for bitch slapping his woman on Valentine's Day. Doesn't he know that he's not supposed to hit a woman? He can shake the shit out of her, but hitting is entirely different. Nothing like a Valentine's mug shot for posterity.
UPDATE! This week is apparently "Get arrested for stupid shit" week in Nashville. Joining Samari Rolle are other pseudo-celebs getting busted:
- Kid Rock for Bawitdaba-ing a strip club deejay
- Tank Williams for Wynona Judding in his pick-up. Apparently he was mourning the lack of airplay for "Are you ready for some football?" since the season is over.