Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Bitch Slap upside yo head (Updated!)

I spent most of Valentine's Day avoiding the wretchedly cute Valentine's story, because years of being single have built up my immune system for schmultz. (Although Extreme Makeover: Home Edition has tried valiantly to break my immune system on the few times I seen it) However, there is one story that made me stop and pause.

Tennessee Titan football player Samari Rolle was arrested for bitch slapping his woman on Valentine's Day. Doesn't he know that he's not supposed to hit a woman? He can shake the shit out of her, but hitting is entirely different. Nothing like a Valentine's mug shot for posterity.

UPDATE! This week is apparently "Get arrested for stupid shit" week in Nashville. Joining Samari Rolle are other pseudo-celebs getting busted:
  • Kid Rock for Bawitdaba-ing a strip club deejay
  • Tank Williams for Wynona Judding in his pick-up. Apparently he was mourning the lack of airplay for "Are you ready for some football?" since the season is over.

1 comment:

Precious Schultz said...

That just goes to prove the longtime theory- that deaths and celebrity arrests happen in threes. Oh, yeah, and Germans love David Hasslehoff.

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