What's Bigger than a Quarter and Reminds me of Wolverine?

Khubla's paw. Look at that thing. And while it seems all cute and furry now, in the wrong circumstances, it's quite scary.

For instance, let's say that you're furry little wolverine likes to have his cuddle time at 6 a.m. and ONLY while you're sitting on the toilet. And perhaps he makes his intentions for cuddling known by smashing his head against whatever you might be reading until you're forced to pet him. But then petting him isn't enough, so as soon as you stop, he decides it would be charming to put that monster claw on your cheek in the way a small child would.

Adorable, right? Of course. Until he then gets startled by another cat and that innocuous little fur pad goes from cute to cutting before you even know what to do.

Or perhaps on the rare occasion when you are cuddling said cat outside the confines of a bathroom your husband likes to startle you both so that cute cuddly cats instantly goes into attack mode and sinks all of his little claws into your shoulder.

Now who did you learn most about in that post? Me, Chef or Khubla?